Nov 10, 2006
Oh, the emails you’ll get…
This is one blog post that you’ve got to read… by Joel Spolsky.
Joel writes about an email he recently received,
A management consultant at Bain wrote me a nice email, that included the following sentence:
“Our team is conducting a benchmarking effort to gather an outside-in view on development performance metrics and best practice approaches to issues of process and organization from companies involved in a variety of software development (and systems integration).”
And notes Joel wryly,
I didn’t understand a thing he wrote. The email contained a lot of words (“benchmarking,” “outside in,” “performance metrics,” “best practice,” “process and organization”) each of which set off a loud buzzing alarm-like sound in my head. The noise from the buzzing was so loud and so distracting that I found myself completely unable to parse the email.
And all I can say is : Bwahahahhahah!!
Don’t forget to read the productivity shell game whether it is true or not.
Tags: Productivity, Are you as productive as you should be?, Humor, There’s always Dilbert